The Onion: 'Hallucinating Crystal Meth Addict Sprints 400 Yards To Meet With President'

haha awsome!
finds a piano to give to the president XD

Most U.S. humour these days is the equivalent of getting pegged in the forehead with a ballpeen hammer - no subtlety. I concur that this piece is in really poor taste - too easy a target and not even remotely amusing. DN can do much better than this.

"fake clip"? it's comedy. dosenation has always housed comedy. get lost if you can't stand a joke now and again.

These are in poor taste, BUT just being able to joke about ILLEGAL DRUGS OMG! means that perhaps fewer people are drinking the DEA kool aid these days.

Sports commentation ruins it for me anyways; this just wasn't funny enough. I prefer drama & meth, like on Breaking Bad

This is a fake clip, why do I get shit like this from dosenation?

Giant Crow IN DISGUISE!!!

I think these clips are hilarious... Meth addication is not, but hey, a little comic relief never hurt. Long live The Onion.

I just can't decide if these are funny or not. People exist who are that deep into meth addiction, and it's ... well, words kind of fail me, but it's not funny. It'd be one thing, I suppose, if I felt like The Onion was making a joke from the inside, but if they're laughing from the outside, it's just ridicule, and ridiculing addicts who have lost all touch with reality is just mean.