Man changes name to Fuck The Drug War

Examine even closer. It's First, Middle, Last. Yay, Fuck War!

I was viciously irrelevant for the fun of it. Yup. Pretty coherent thought. Oh, I forgot my mad props to the man who alienates himself. Surely one of the most creative ways I've seen to cut off your nose to spite your face. End.

The court hereby finds Fuck The Drug War guilty of marijuana possesion

what are you even going off about? you lost me at irony. the man is a pioneer..lets see some respect.

...unless they're an Indian casino. In that case, rectal DNA swabs for everyone down three nodes of your family tree. Then when you get fired for actually using your insurance benefits, they'll know in advance not to hire anyone with your sickly genes. It's a good thing we're forced to vindicate those gems if only to keep the employment field both fair and balanced.

The irony to me is that he probably censored his legal name in most civilized conversations. I bet businesses other than independently owned book stores will be chomping at the bit to hire him when they receive multiple copies of his background check, two of which are steeped in stupidity. Hell, it probably wouldn't even be an issue if employers didn't so regularly break laws when constructing employment applications:

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Report blatant personal-info-mining, fascist employers to your local labor departments!

Or, on even closer examination, you see that the form asks for first,middle,last name, in that order. Mr. War is still good.

on closer examination, hasn't he just changed his name from Censorship Fuck to The Drug War Fuck? Note placement of commas, most likely by a court clerk pranking him.