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The Jonas Brothers: 'We're Addicts!'

Speaking of teen stars who love their drugs, baby-faced pop stars the Jonas Brothers (who?) admit to a dangerous addiction:

The Jonas Brothers have revealed their secret to keeping energetic and lively all the time – caffeine!

Despite being in their teens, the youthful rocker siblings rely on downing cup after cup of coffee and sports drinks in order to keep up with their busy schedules.

Youngest Brother Nick tells Teen magazine: "I have an energy drink when I wake up and a coffee when I eat breakfast. Then (I have) a coffee at dinner and an energy drink right before I go onstage. Then I'm good."

Ah, isn't that sweet? Sorry, you can digitally thwack me now. I was hoping they were addicted to high-priced call girls. Oh well.

Posted By jamesk at 2008-06-10 17:59:28 permalink | comments
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Uptown. : 2008-06-20 11:01:29
Awwwww shit just give em some vodka with their Red bull before they go onstage next time!!!
candice. : 2008-06-13 12:09:34
lol "i was hoping they were addicted to high-price call girls" that is hilarious
guest : 2008-06-11 11:47:10
merrrily merrily merrily
jamesk : 2008-06-11 11:36:05
This is a satirical example of mainstream drug news, presented here to make you gag and snicker. My awareness of the aethers tells me that some "drug people" take themselves way too seriously. If you truly had awareness of the aethers you would have lightened up already. Try again.
um, it's pea...tear...Griffin. : 2008-06-11 09:32:56
You see, if you had an awareness of the aethers these kinds of stories just wouldn't ever attract you at all to pay any attention to them.
icemonkey. : 2008-06-10 19:44:48
Whenever I hear people brag about caffeine addiction I cringe. Laaaame.

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