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Xenu smokes Tom Cruise Purple

I don't know what this trend of naming bud after celebrities is all about, but I'm not sure I would smoke anything with the name "Tom Cruise" on it, would you?

Have you ever heard of Tom Cruise purple? According to a report from the New York Daily News that is a strain of marijuana that is grown and marketed as medical marijuana with the Cruise name and photo in Northern California shops and the report claims that it has the husband of the fabulous Katie Holmes smoking mad.

Apparently those that use weed for medicinal purposes can purchase it bottled up in vials with a photo of Tom Cruise on the side of the bottle on some sort of a label and the picture shows him laughing hysterically.

Now if you could get me some "Sticky Snoop Dogg" or "Bob Marley Blue Mountain" or "Dre Chronic" or even some "Jack Johnson Kona Cryp" then I'd be down, but Tom Cruise Purple? Well, maybe just one hit...

Posted By jamesk at 2008-04-09 11:28:57 permalink | comments
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zupakomputer. : 2008-04-10 13:44:25
It's so ironic they're anti-drugs.

Clearly, the Babalon Working must have happened in a parallel universe to the one that version of Scientology exists in......something like that anyway.

It's difficult to picture them on the Discordian submarine.


"What do we want?

We Don't Know!

When do we want it?

Now!"

Nowhere Girl. : 2008-04-10 13:07:52
Cruise doesn't seem to be a likely stoner. The Scientologists are very anti-drug. Haven't you heard of them shouting "L-S-D ki-ller drug!" at the 2006 Basle symposium?
zupakomputer. : 2008-04-09 13:54:15
Maybe it's a super-stoner that makes your eyes wide shut, boom boom. (cymbals crash)

The CIA should do one, a G-13 strain and call it The Mighty Bush*. All proceeds go towards the war effort.

or Mighty Warlord Premiere Bush, as Borat put it

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