If we wanted to, we could probably fill a few days a week just reporting on the wacky antics of the drug-addled; we spare you that fate because it does wear thin on the soul over time. However, every now and then a story goes past that is too amusing to overlook:
A young woman in Bremerton has learned that credit unions don't accept deposits of methamphetamine.
According to documents filed in Kitsap County Superior Court, an envelope containing an undisclosed amount of money and a bag of meth was found in a Kitsap Credit Union automated teller machine.
Checking on the account, police contacted an 18-year-old customer. Officers wrote that she said she might have mistakenly included the bag when she got money out of her pocket for the deposit.
The woman was arrested Thursday and was charged Friday with possession of meth, a felony.
I love how the last paragraph casually makes sure you're aware that, "oh by the way, possession of meth? That's a felony." I can just imagine dozens of elderly Seattle P-I readers hitting that paragraph and saying to themselves, "Ohhhhh,
that's why this story is in the newspaper. Now where's that adorable Marmaduke..."
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