Bad luck leads to million pill ecstasy bust

Talk about having a bad day! There you are, minding your own business with a million tabs of E, when the police bust in. Damn:

Officers were called to the property in Olive Lane, Wavertree, on Wednesday following a 999 call from a neighbour reporting a break-in.

But when they entered a second-floor flat, they found a drug factory and two bin-liners containing the tablets.

Neighbourhood inspector Ian Black said: "This is a once in a career find. It is being celebrated and rightly so. I am delighted we have taken these drugs off the streets.

"Of course, we can't count each one but the seizure has been weighed and we estimate there are just over a million tablets."

A million tablets!? How do you even dispose of that much E? You can't dump it, it will contaminate the water supply (maybe for the better?). Can you burn it? Oh, the thought makes my sick to my stomach...