New prison-themed board game!

Hmm, I guess I was starting to think I needed a prison-themed board game in my life. Thank goodness the son of the governor of Kansas came to the rescue, with a new game called - wait for it - Don't Drop The Soap.

"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole," the site says. "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the shower room."

The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher."'

Yep... I am always going to choose to be the bag of cocaine.