In case you missed this news:
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has revealed the secret of some of his strength - chewing coca, the source of cocaine, 'every day in the morning'.
Chavez let slip his drug use during a four-hour speech last week to Venezuela's National Assembly.
"I chew coca every day in the morning . . . and look how I am," the New York Post quoted him, as saying.
Hmm... chews coca every day, and when I look...
he's the President of Venezuela! Holy shit! He also apparently "accepted a handful of coca leaves from his Bolivian ally President Evo Morales and chewed them during a summit meeting, saying 'coca isn't cocaine.'" Well, duh, but still... that sounds so much more rad than espresso in the morning!
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