It's not very often you see a headline come across your feed reader that says, "'Megatron' convicted of importing drugs." The story:
An unemployed man of no fixed abode pleaded guilty in Wellington District Court today to importing LSD and Ecstasy.
Judge Denys Barry remanded Megatron Eardley-Wilmot in custody for sentencing in the High Court on February 22.
There you have it. This is mostly just an excuse for me to segue into promoting a completely off-topic blog called
Things My Boyfriend Says, which is a running list of - wait for it - funny things the author's boyfriend ("e") says. It isn't getting updated anymore, but the archive is completely worth reading for treats like this:
While snuggling:
me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.