Looks like Fake Steve Jobs scooped us on this one:
Apple faithful, I'm outraged. Check out this horrific website called TestMyTeen.com where they sell products that let parents test their kids for drug use. They're actually calling one of these things the "iScreen." Big advantage is it's an oral swab so you don't need to force the kids to pee. Jesus. What's next? No more rolling papers for sale at Store 24?
Of course, I think he's just kicking himself because he didn't think to include this functionality in the iPhone, but there's still time to sue these guys into oblivion before the Christmas rush and then release a cleaner, snazzier, Bluetooth compatible version of this gizmo next year!
