Help celebrate steroids in baseball day!

It's been years in the making, even the President had to weigh in on the issue, but the day has finally come. Yes, it's official: Baseball players use steroids:

In a televised news conference in New York, Mitchell unveiled the results of his long-awaited investigation into baseball's so-called "Steroid era."

The probe was orderd 21 months ago by Commissioner Bud Selig in response to disclosures, first published in The Chronicle, about home run king Barry Bonds' involvement in the BALCO steroids scandal.

The report contained "many" names of baseball players who used banned drugs, Mitchell said.

Among the players named: New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens, a seven-time winner of the Cy Young award. The report describes Clemens' use of the injectable steroid Winstrol in 1998.

I guess no one can say they're surprised (unless they just woke up from a three-decade coma), but I can say I'm surprised to see it all hit the light of day. Has America lost its innocence? Are all of our greatest achievements built upon lies? Oh yeah, they are.