The Onion: 'Area Man Pronounced Dead On The Inside'

I hate to break up our very important psychedelic spirituality debate with matters of questionable import, but - I don't actually hate to do that, so please to enjoy this delightful Onion Radio News clip: "Area Man Pronounced Dead On The Inside." When I shared it with my wife, her response was, "Oh, honey, that's you!" And that's why I love her, of course. (They don't provide an embeddable option for their Quicktime audio clip, so you'll have to wander over to check it out.)