Warning: decaf may contain caf

And in the "complete and total outrage" department, it seems that you may not be able to rely on the label "decaf" as it pertains to your average cuppa drip coffee:

A recent Consumer Reports unscientific experiment near its headquarters in Yonkers, N.Y., found that while most of the local coffee-serving chains' decaffeinated offerings were practically caffeine-free, others racked up significant amounts of the stimulant.

One Dunkin' Donuts outlet's small cup of decaffeinated coffee delivered 32 milligrams of the energizer. That means two small servings had almost as much caffeine as a normal cup of coffee, which usually has 100 milligrams, according to Consumer Reports.

There oughta be a law against this kind of over-stimulation of the general public! Where is the Congressional investigation??