'Silly stoner stories'

Well, if James wants to kick off a quick round of "silly stoner stories," see if you can guess which one of these headlines & excerpts is fake.

Contestant #1:

Cops: Man gave marijuana to trick-or-treaters
A Batavia man accused of giving marijuana to trick-or-treaters in Geneseo last week on Halloween is facing felony charges.

Contestant #2:

Man arrested after reporting marijuana theft
A man was arrested for drug possession after telling authorities that two masked gunmen had stolen 150 pounds of marijuana from his home.

Contestant #3:

Suspect Charged With Smoking Marijuana In Police Station
A Brookfield man is facing drug charges after he allegedly walked into the Danbury police station puffing on a marijuana-filled cigar.

Or contestant #4:

Area man smokes pot in privacy of own home, watches television
According to various reports, the man also probably consumed snacks during the event.