I wouldn't exactly call this news, but it appears that LSD has been discovered in South Africa for the first time
ever.
Durban - Four LSD drug stamps have been found in KwaZulu-Natal, Ladysmith police said on Tuesday.
Captain Charmaine Struwig said it was the first time this type of drug had been found in the area.
"It's tiny - 8mm by 8mm - and it's perforated like a stamp," she said.
Stuwig said a teenager had brought the drug to the police's attention.
"Four stamps have been found so far and we are trying to establish the extent of the drug in the area. We have noticed that the stamp has pictures on it to attract the youth," she said.
I love the fear and reverence indicated by this short story. "It's tiny," they say, "perforated like a stamp," and "with pictures to attract the youth." Such wonders we have never seen. Let us be wary of this new tiny stamp, craziness is sure to follow...
