Britney Spears bi-curious coke slut

I'm sure you've all heard the rumors of Britney's desires for some hot girl-on-girl action, as well as the occasional use of her breasts as a nice surface to let people blow a line of coke. I don't really have a comment here, other than I'm tired of the same old faces. Please, Johnny Depp, develop a public drug problem. I'm tired of reading about these burnt-out bimbos...