The Word: Absinthethinence

Steven Colbert recently had a few choice words about the rise in the use of absinthe on college campuses throughout the US, coming up with an "Absinthe pledge":

I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.

There's a full clip of the video from The Colbert Report in the link.

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