Tired of giving your professors apples and sexual favors? Well don't follow the example of two senior-class jokers who thought it would be funny to give muffins laced with pot to their teachers:
Two men accused of baking and delivering marijuana-laced muffins to a high school teachers lounge in suburban Dallas have been sentenced to probation as part of a plea agreement.
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Officials said 18 employees at Lake Highlands High School were hospitalized in May 2006 after eating the drugged snacks, but no one was seriously injured.
Walker, who delivered the muffins to the school, later apologized and said he had participated in a senior prank gone wrong. Both were 18 at the time of the incident.
Everyone knows that if you're going to lace your teachers, you lace them with
acid. You hear that kids? Get it right next time.
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