No, all children are not special

Ran across this cute little humor piece recently, in which God attempts to set the record straight about exactly how special children actually are:

God Our Father issued a strongly worded proclamation earlier today that marks a clear departure from Heaven’s former “exceptional children” policy. In his statement, He refuted the previously held belief that all kids are special.

“I’m not quite sure when all of this ‘every child is special’ crap got started,” said a visibly weary Lord Almighty. “Although if I had to guess I’d say the late ’60s. You pump enough LSD and Grateful Dead into your system, you’ll come up with some pretty gay stuff. F***ing hippies.”

Teehee.