Another member of the Incorrigibles has been taken down by the man. Tom Sizemore, AKA the Meth-matician, has been sent to state lockup for being a bad, bad boy.
Despite a tearful mea culpa by the actor—and a promise to behave himself—Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis agreed with the prosecutor that the 45-year-old Sizemore had violated the terms of his probation by "being under the influence of methamphetamine, opiates and marijuana" when he was arrested last month in Bakersfield.
"[Sizemore] has been in every program, and here he is again," the judge. "[He] has abused the privilege of probation [and] needs to be in a lockdown setting...I do believe that setting is state prison."
File under: "You know you're in trouble when..." Charlie Sheen is your material witness. I kid you not.