Air Force 'Comfort Capsules': not what you hope they are

When I see a headline about the US Air Force trying to put "comfort capsules" in all their planes to let top brass sleep better on flights, I immediately think "Here's an item for DoseNation!" Unfortunately, they're talking about modular luxury accommodations, which could be swapped into planes carrying officers of high enough rank that their hineys have become too soft for normal USAF seats. Amusingly, this has created controversy, because they've been skimming anti-terrorism funds to do it... God bless America!

Also note that the link at "chron.com" is not a drug reference, either; it's the Houston Chronicle.