Well, it's been a long hard race folks - but the results are officially in, just tallied by our boys down at the World Health Organization. Once again, we kick ass at everything, including taking drugs. Give a high five to any hard working consumer of marijuana and cocaine you know, those paychecks every two weeks have helped make America number one again!!!
The numbers are startling. In the United States, 42.4 percent admitted having used marijuana. The only other nation that came close was New Zealand, another bastion of get-tough policies, at 41.9 percent. No one else was even close. The results for cocaine use were similar, with the United States leading the world by a large margin.
This attitude probably explains why America is #1 in drug use, because of the place the puritans have given them in our society. I guess it just proves that prohibition only makes you want something more... while in other parts of the world, there are still countries that don't even think of their sacraments of "drugs" and haven't even before this whole "drugs" thing began.
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