PGA Tour cracks down on dope

In keeping with current anti-doping trends in professional sports, PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem has announced that golf will be following suit with its own regime of drug testing and substance regulations.

Doping in golf? I can’t imagine that the usual list of performance enhancers would really apply here. Perhaps low-dose psychedelics might be useful, though. Sharper vision, time dilation…now we’re talking.

This golf pro recommends calibrating your dose ahead of time.

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