Adderall Receives Honorary Degree at Harvard

Of course it's The Onion, people. Sheesh. The tell the stories we should be reading, not the ones that actually happen:

"Harvard is proud to honor the tremendous merits of Adderall, without which many of you would not be sitting here today," Faust said in her opening address to the nearly 1,900 unblinking and intensely focused students receiving their diplomas. "I don't think I'm exaggerating matters when I say that Adderall has been an inspiration to us all."
The psychologically addictive drug then received resounding applause from the assembled graduates, with many jumping to their feet, clapping in near unison for 25 straight minutes, temporarily forgetting where they were, and then grinding their teeth in celebration of the well-deserved honor.

You're awfully hung up on 'truth', aren't you? Or as they say at fancy-pants Harvard, 'veritas'...

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Posted By amazingdrx at 2010-06-07 22:53:39 permalink | comments

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ananymaus. : 2011-01-02 02:03:37

as someone who was formerly prescribed adderall, I found this entertaining. and while I recognize that it does help some people, it did nothing but change me. when I was taking it, I wasnt myself and I never regret that I stopped taking it.

Noob. : 2010-12-24 22:38:25

This country is absolutely overflowing with the pharmaceuticals. Disgusting.

truth. : 2010-08-10 06:51:50

The 5 hour energys are nothing but non-diluted red-bull.
It is good for acheiving an unpleaseant nervous feeling,
but at least you'll be awake.
Adderall on the other hand is a smooth mellow stimulant that is designed to have a slow uptake and decay. A combo of 4 different amphetamine salts that have different decay and uptake rates. Unfortunately the people who abuse them make it impossible for me to get a prescription.

UGATrevor. : 2010-06-17 17:49:25

I used Adderall to help me study in college. It is DEFINATELY effective. Though I didn't experience any ral negative side effects - other than being a little jittery and unable to sleep sometimes, I felt a little sketchy about continuing to use it when I graduated. It does show up at an amphetamine in drug tests, and I didn't want to tr to explain that in a job interview.

Now I have been takng what they call Cognitive Energy Enhancers. They are over-the-counter and are basically a combination of a 5 Hour Energy and a brain vitamin. But they work! I have tired a few, but I like one called PROFIDERALL as an Adderall alternative. It is not as intense as Adderall, but it gives me the focus and energy boost I need to get my work done, and it is totally legal.

dononamous. : 2010-06-08 11:08:07

so deserving *weeps in late stage sleep deprived psychotic understanding

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