Mephedrone - Do you like to party?

A very funny news satire about the UK's current Mephedrone scare.

Scary scary moophiedroone. A name that hunts the children of the nation. It is bought 'online'; over the internet, the international web, tabloid pariah, paedo-inabler and lately a drug dealer. The news hounds the use of Meow Meow, a murderous plant food raping and murdering the youth of our country. Sweden have banned it, along with Germany and Denmark, and Home Secretary Alan Johnson has pronounced it guilty of media obsession in the first degree."

"It is of course called Mephedrone. And it is wanted for participating in murder. Jersey hospital have put out a warning, a clamour across the whole rural constituency, after teenagers staggered into triage with side effects including; anxiety, panic attacks, palpitations, and seizures. Pupils in Leicestershire have apparently gone off sick after taking it. Humberside Police believe it contributed to the deaths of Louis Wainwright, 18, and Nicholas Smith, 19, a chef in North Lincolnshire....