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I took mephedrone and I liked it

What's 'meow meow' actually like? Dr Max Pemberton found out for himself.

Last Saturday, I took drugs. This kind of behaviour does not constitute my usual type of weekend activity, I assure you. I am, after all, a doctor. As I stood with a rolled-up bank note in my hand, staring down at the thin line of white powder I was about to snort, I thought back to the innocent shopping trip earlier in the day that had led to this...

At first, I felt nothing except a slight burning sensation in my nose. Then, as I went to the kitchen to get a drink, it occurred to me how much I loved my friend Rhiannon. I came back in and sat down on the chair and stared at her. "You OK?" she asked. "I am absolutely fine," I replied, smiling widely. "I really love you." "It’s working then," she replied sardonically. A few minutes later, we were all sitting round in a euphoric haze, smiling benignly but with an incomprehensible, overwhelming desire to dance. It was nearly impossible to keep still.

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Anonymous. : 2010-03-29 11:18:33
"There are too many legal high drugs to ban unless every substance with any mood altering effects is banned too - coffee, alcohol and yes, even tea."

You are more of an optimist than I. I don't think the governments feel any compunction to apply consistency in their decisions; they opt for rhetoric. So I actually could imagine (in my most dystopian nightmares, which are materializing all too commonly these days) legislation that basically outlaws all consciousness altering drugs unless they are on an approved list (in other words, a movement from implcit legality--legal unless said otherwise--to implicit illegality).

This may seem like pessimistic doom-saying. Perhaps it is, but it seems clear to me that at least the trend is in that direction. So they could even legalize something like marijuana while outlawing other things em masse. Stranger things have happened. And even if such a thing doesn't come about (and it seems unlikely that it will), it is certainly the case that more extreme measures will be employed as even the most brain-dead drug warriors grok the futility of their task and stop believing their own rhetoric so strongly. Sadly, I think many of the drug warriors really have convinced themselves that they can win a drug war. When they wake up, instead of giving up they'll probably just expand the scope of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures, after all, and they actually think they have the wisdom and intelligence to envision the society in which we should be living.

Too bad they're so utterly wrong about that, but its not surprising. To be truly stupid one needs to be unaware of one's own stupidity.

LimeyBrit. : 2010-03-29 04:19:06
Well Dononamous, apart from the fact that you are racist turd you obviously have difficulty with both the use of capitals and spelling. Too much meph?

There are too many legal high drugs to ban unless every substance with any mood altering effects is banned too - coffee, alcohol and yes, even tea. Bananas can be good but you need around two dozen to feel good. Is it worth the indigestion?

Kid. : 2010-03-27 04:26:48
I was out last night taking meph with all my mates. Had the best night i've had for a long time;> Love the stuff been taking it a while now and no bad side effects.
dt. : 2010-03-22 11:23:21
The Mephedrone obviously fried this doctor's brain:

"Personally, I don’t like the idea that I am having a good night because I’ve taken something to make me feel as though I am enjoying myself; I like having a good night out because I actually am enjoying myself."

That's a distinction without a difference if I've ever seen one.

The doctor's conclusions are a symptom of a much larger problem - society has a deeply flawed ethical framework for dealing with drugs. It's apparent in almost every mainstream media article about drugs. It's going to be a LONG time before this is sorted out.

Anonymous. : 2010-03-22 10:48:11
"I have a feeling Lift is intentionally being hilarious rather than serious."

Instead of empathogens, what we really need are irony-ogens. I've been seeing this a lot lately; statements with obvious satirical, ironic, or sarcastic intent being taken a face value, to no good ends. It's happened twice to far in this thread alone, and I'm seriously starting to fear for the human race. We need something to counteract this burgeoning trend of hyper-literalism, lest all conversations devolve into accusations of stupidity or trollish-misconduct.

Sasha Shulgin needs to get cracking on this, ASAP.

lizzy. : 2010-03-22 08:57:34
and how does one obtain this love drug? i want to try...
Machine Elf. : 2010-03-22 02:01:24
I never thought I'd see a troll on Dosenation... Go somewhere else to troll.

I think that while no government should be able to crack down on a chemical like they do, if they're going to do it, I'd rather see it done to chemicals that actually cause harm.

Synchronium.net. : 2010-03-21 09:46:53
I have a feeling Lift is intentionally being hilarious rather than serious.
W. : 2010-03-21 07:22:09
The issues of the drug fiasco and mephedrone's legality aside, this is one of those unfriendly drugs, guys. Nasty metabolite and the propensity for addiction. Don't let it become a bad habit.
ntrpe. : 2010-03-21 05:20:56
I guess I can see why this was posted as it was a positive Mephedrone story, but I was very disappointed when the article nose dived into a "criminalize" point of view. I don't see why everyone is able to deem alcohol and tobacco "safe" or at the very least "safer" based upon a legal scheduling which has hardly any grounding in reality especially in correlation to harm. Apparently I'm not the only one who was upset by the writers over all conclusion that drug users basically have no self control or wits and all die terrible deaths.
draga. : 2010-03-21 04:50:13
I just had a wonderful time on this stuff this weekend, and then came home and couldn't sleep for six hours, felt incredibly depressed and black, and now, 16 hours after first getting in bed, i'm finally out of bed. that's a little pricey for me.
Lift : 2010-03-21 02:31:32
The problem, Sangoma, is that we have, in America at least, a history of absolutely 99.9% illegalizing mind-altering substances. The .1% being alcohol, tobacco, and nicotine.

The reasons for this is strictly moral. That is, we agree that to be inebriated on a chemical outside of the above is to be deviant. And criminal.

Sangoma. : 2010-03-20 17:22:54
That sort of "we need to crack down and make this stuff illegal ASAP" talk is exactly, in my opinion, the type of mindset we have to avoid. Instead of fearing the unknown and seeking to immediately lock it away, why not step toward it in an attempt for increased understanding and awareness? Once a substance has been doomed to illegality it almost never comes back.
dononamous. : 2010-03-20 13:42:07
THE LIMEY BRIT PROBIBLY NEXT SET DOWN FOR A SPOT OF TEA AND FELT SORTED, SAFE AS FUCK, BOLLOCKS TO THOES WHO WANT TO PROFIBIT
Lift : 2010-03-20 13:37:20
Safe? Harmless? Fun? Sounds like we need to crack down and make this stuff illegal ASAP.

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