Woman likes to sprinkle cocaine over marijuana

What? No, this is not an Onion headline, this is a real news story? WTF? Seriously.

A woman who likes a little cocaine with her marijuana was arrested after police found the drugs in her motel room.

Police arrived at the motel room located along U.S. Highway 98 armed with a warrant just after midnight, according to the arrest report.

As they searched the room, officers found a small bag of marijuana inside a purse and several small bags with cocaine residue.

When police showed the woman the bags, she said yes they belonged to her and that the marijuana had only been purchased a few hours earlier.

The woman then explained the presence of both drugs by saying she “likes to smoke marijuana with cocaine sprinkled over the top.”

She was arrested for possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana.

Oh the things you can find in police reports. But other than being an example of found poetry, why is this news?